If Celebrities Were Normal People

Lindsay Lohan

Nicole Richie

Jennifer Aniston

Pamela Anderson

JLo and Marc Anthony

Nicole Kidman

The Simpson Family

Brit

Scarlett Johansson

Fergie

Sarah Jessica Parker

Hillary Duff

Gwen Stefani

Demi & Ashton

Oprah

Paris Hilton

Madonna

Brad & Angelina

Leo

Miley

Mariah Carey in Drag

Sneak peek pics of Mariah in drag for her upcoming video "Obsessed". Reportedly, her costume is meant to look like Eminem, and the song is a response to Em's previous attacks on her.

Does Mariah make a believable man?

You tell us...

Twitter War - Ashton vs. Perez

Check out the Twitter convo between Ashton Kutcher & Perez Hilton, after Perez bashes Rumer (Demi Moore's daughter):

Ashton: when you have kids you will understand the pain you have unnecessarily inflicted on my step kids life. You can bash me all day

Perez: Rumer invited the attention upon herself. She is a huge famewhore – and I totally respect that. I love talentless famewhores!

Ashton: honestly don’t even know you and would love to call a truce just lay off my kids man

Perez: I don’t really talk about the other girls. Just Potato Head, mainly. I’m sure she secretly loves it!

Ashton: come by for dinner some night and I’ll show how much she loves it
Ashton: invented attention upon herself, why does that bother you? hmmmm

Perez: I’m a fat kid at heart and am still a porker. I love to eat! Say when and I’ll be there!
Perez: See, I don’t ALWAYS say mean things about Potato. Kinda. (link)
Perez: And I can guarantee you that if I COMPLETELY stopped talking about Rumerzilla, she’d be sad. Very very sad.